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John Osborne

John Osborne

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Q. Name of your favorite composer or music artist?
A. Blur, Super Furry Animals, Hefner, Bearsuit, Art Brut.
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John Osborne Revealed
About John Osborne
  • What is your birthdate?:
    12/15
  • Previous occupations:
    I've taught in schools in Germany and Austria, worked in a hotel, Norwich Union, Anglia Windows.
  • Favorite job:
    Teaching poetry in a primary school.
  • High school and/or college:
    University of East Anglia
  • Name of your favorite composer or music artist?:
    Blur, Super Furry Animals, Hefner, Bearsuit, Art Brut.
  • Favorite movie:
    Annie Hall, Quadrophenia
  • Favorite television show:
    Seinfeld, The Thick of It.
Revealing Questions
Q. How would you describe your life in only 8 words?
A. Lives in Norwich. Has never seen Star Wars.
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Keep myself to myself.
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. Red wine, comfy chair.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. People pointing and laughing.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. I used to live in Vienna. I've always wanted to go back there.
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. Damon Albarn.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. Ace.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. I've been too lazy too often.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Drawing.
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. Performing at Glastonbury
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. Saying yes to things I want to say no to.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. My knowledge of county cricket.
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. My shoelaces are often undone.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
A. Dogtanian.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. Grouty in Porridge.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. People who whistle.
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. Teaching can be fun.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. I'd like my own radio show
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. Funny, laid back, likes Seinfeld.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Sandwiches
Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?
A. Bad losers on Yahoo Chess - Half Man Half Biscuit, Guacamole - Super Furry Animals, Emily Kane - Art Brut, Hey Charlie Hey Chuch - Bearsuit, Accept yourself - The Smiths.
On Books and Writing
Q. Who are your favorite authors?
A. Tobias Hill, Jonathan Safran Foer, Douglas Coupland, Joe Dunthorne, Jon Ronson, Simon Armitage.
Q. What are your 5 favorite books of all time?
A. 1. Actual Air - David Berman

2. Zoom - Simon Armitage

3. Extremely loud and incredibly close - Jonathan Safran Foer

4. What is the What? - Dave Eggars

5. Girlfriend in a Coma - Douglas Coupland
Q. Is there a book you love to reread?
A. Actual Air by David Berman
Q. Do you have one sentence of advice for new writers?
A. Keep a notebook handy. Use it every day.
Q. What comment do you hear most often from your readers?
A. I like radio too.